A Victorian Insult Tee: Mumblecrust

🎩🖋️ Step into the world of Victorian sass with our "Cuss Couture Collection" from Crimson Curiosities! 🌹

Indulge in the art of refined insults with our classic unisex jersey tee that fits like a cherished heirloom. Crafted from 100% Airlume combed and ring-spun cotton, this lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/yd²) is as breathable as a summer breeze, perfect for both leisurely strolls and spirited debates.

👕 Features fit for a Gentleman/Lady of Distinction:

Ribbed knit collars to maintain impeccable shaping.

Tapered shoulders for a fit that improves with every wear.

Dual side seams to uphold the garment's elegance through time.

🎨 Fashionably Functional Details:

Retail fit suitable for casual soirées or semi-formal engagements.

Crew neckline exuding classic charm, ideal for accessorizing with a pocket watch or a lace jabot.

Tear-away label to spare your delicate skin from unnecessary vexations.

🌍 Ethically Elegant Manufacturing:

Proudly crafted by Bella+Canvas in the US and internationally, following humane, sustainable practices.

A member of the Fair Labor Association and Platinum WRAP certified, ensuring your attire is as morally upright as your vocabulary.

🎭 Embrace Your Inner Victorian Insulter:

Ash and Heather Prism colors: 99% Airlume combed cotton, 1% polyester - fit for a refined scoundrel.

Heather colors: 52% cotton, 48% polyester - perfect for a subtle jab.

Athletic Heather and Black Heather: 90% cotton, 10% polyester - ideal for a cutting remark.

Elevate your wardrobe with our "Cuss Couture Collection" and let your attire speak volumes in the language of Victorian wit and whimsy! 🎩✨